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[Yamamoto]

Hey guys,

Im an ex daoc player and played on Mordred for few years. I was a member of Legends, Torcan and Dragon Family. If you need 1 player to join your forces, im ready!

Looking for competitive spvp/wvwvw or whatever you guys have in mind.

See ya around!

[Nifield]

How old are you, what time zone are you in, and do you have a working headset/mic?

[Sagris]

Why did you join the Legends zerg, why were you a piggy. and who the fuck were the Dragon Family? Actually, I'm more interested in the Dragon Family answer more than anything. The name alone sounds, uh can I say this? Ah, fuck it. It sounds fucking gay. Did you guys have a theme song? I'm sure it went something like this;

"We're the Dragon Family!
We're big!
We're fat!
We can fly and dive!
We make the world look so alive!
The Dragon Family!
We're greedy!
We're needy!
We love to eat and get seedy!
The Dragon Family!
We love to play!
We love to kiss eachother!
Hey! No! It's not gay!
The Dragon Family!
We're lame!
Are you the same?
Then come join us on the magic plane!
The Dragon Family!

You must sing this song to Lord Nifield on TS3 before we go any further.

[Krypts]

Sagris u are seriously losing your touch that last post with your theme song was fucking weak like most of the characters u ever made. Another post like that and we may have to vote u off the island.

BTW I heard there is a party in your mouth and everyvodys comin.

krypts

[Yamamoto]

my main was Hefaistos and had some alts. Hefaistos / Champion. The same char was with Legends then Torcan then DF. I was in PTC too :)))))


Ive switched guilds cuz:

PTC were trash talkers, Legends semi quit, DF semi quit then hanged on with Torcan cuz ive had few friends there. On the same time with DF, Black Dragon quit too if memory recalls. Then quit Mordred and went on Merlin for more action.

SOme ss that i still have around.

I do have a working mic and headset but i cant speak much between 20:00pm - 23pm. Wife aggro and i cant handle the rage. 23pm or in the mornings or mid day im all good. Its just 20-23 with problems :)))

Im 35y old, i live in Romania and im UTC+2


Some ss that ive had around.
http://hefaistos.8m.com/images/df_run2.jpg
http://hefaistos.8m.com/images/df_run1.jpg

[Grave Robber]

links are broken

[Sagris]

Krypts, your posts are like trying to fucking read a lepers book done with finger paints. Between the lesions, boils, and pus adorned with every color in the fucking rainbow, it is almost illegible. You bipolar cunts don't know which way you want the wind to fucking blow, so I'll help you out. First, you have to stop fat fingering the fucking keyboard like you're trying to dive into the moist center of an engorged twinkie. Write your mind numbing crap and then hit ( I know it's an extra movement with your limp wristed hand, you lazy fuck) the spellchecker function that is built into the message board to correct your fucking childish prattle. Secondly, if you're going to rehash some wonderless vitrol, at least add a spark to it.

Fuck, I think we should boot your ass off just for saying, "BTW I heard there is a party in your mouth and everyvodys comin". Now, I remember you having a bit more knack for vulgarity. You say I'm going soft? Well, if I'm soft, you're not only soft and limp, you've almost gone into a gaseous state. I'm just waiting for that strong wind to come along and blow your vaporware right off my fucking screen.

[Doula Doom]

I have to support Sagris on this one... he made an effort, whereas Krypts just recycled a joke from grade 10.

[Salvia Divinorum]

Romaina eh? Do they grow any good weed out there?

[Yamamoto]

Thats Holland:)

More screenies:)

http://hefaistos.8m.com/photo3.html

http://hefaistos.8m.com/photo2.html

[Yamamoto]

Sagris: To answer your question:

Dragon Family were a bunch of hardcore pvpers from Asia. They were so skilled that they had almost no match on Mordred. They've played from Day 1 on Andred, then Mordred then Merlin. They've had no problem dealing with any1. Some other guild that i know from that period:

Black Dragon
Mor do Kuli (played AoC with them)
BANDA
Free and Easy
Love and Peace
Sin Vida
and others..

[Yamamoto]

Sagris: To answer your question:

Dragon Family were a bunch of hardcore pvpers from Asia. They were so skilled that they had almost no match on Mordred. They've played from Day 1 on Andred, then Mordred then Merlin. They've had no problem dealing with any1. Some other guild that i know from that period:

Black Dragon
Mor do Kuli (played AoC with them)
BANDA
Free and Easy
Love and Peace
Sin Vida
and others..

[Goraden]

noi cintem În principal pvp Ghilda so WvWvW Asta ne lucru.

Ce te-au adus aici?

[Sagris]

Don't remember them. Could they take out Dark Covenant?

Further more, could you understand them? We had a person in the guild that was asian and she sounded so much like Woodstock, that I couldn't understand a fucking word she said. Hmm. Did she go to BANDA? Fuck, I can't remember.

Goraden, did you use Google for that?

Anyway, back to Yamamoto, I never had a problem dealing with anyone on Andred or Mordred either. Funny stuff that. You know, I was so skilled on my Necro, I was in the top 5. If I had played more, I would have been number 1, but alas. Anyway, don't really give a shit about past heroics. Just need to know you have the mindset for this cluster fuck of a guild.

To sum it up; we're the primordial ooze of DNA that was spat out through the torn, blistered orifices of hemorrphaging cunts. We had to kill off the weaker brood to garner a taste of the blood filled mammary glands of the broken bitches that birthed us. We're vile, repugnant, and sometimes assholes. Except for Krypts, he's just a bitch. Everyone needs a mascot and I cannot find what I did with our last one. Anyone seen Ixen? No? Oh well.

I'd type more, but I've had a bit of anal seepage it seems. I can smell that foul odor already and I do feel a bit moist down there. Care to lend a helping hand and a wipe for your fellow man?

[Grave Robber]

Don't remember them. Could they take out Dark Covenant?

Further more, could you understand them? We had a person in the guild that was asian and she sounded so much like Woodstock, that I couldn't understand a fucking word she said. Hmm. Did she go to BANDA? Fuck, I can't remember.

Goraden, did you use Google for that?

Anyway, back to Yamamoto, I never had a problem dealing with anyone on Andred or Mordred either. Funny stuff that. You know, I was so skilled on my Necro, I was in the top 5. If I had played more, I would have been number 1, but alas. Anyway, don't really give a shit about past heroics. Just need to know you have the mindset for this cluster fuck of a guild.

To sum it up; we're the primordial ooze of DNA that was spat out through the torn, blistered orifices of hemorrphaging cunts. We had to kill off the weaker brood to garner a taste of the blood filled mammary glands of the broken bitches that birthed us. We're vile, repugnant, and sometimes assholes. Except for Krypts, he's just a bitch. Everyone needs a mascot and I cannot find what I did with our last one. Anyone seen Ixen? No? Oh well.

I'd type more, but I've had a bit of anal seepage it seems. I can smell that foul odor already and I do feel a bit moist down there. Care to lend a helping hand and a wipe for your fellow man?

last time i talked to ixen he was moving out of cali to washington or something for school, so he prob wont be here for a bit

[Doula Doom]

Ixen was the latest pet? I thought that was Kalypto.

[Goraden]

Sagris, wife speaks romanian and her mom is straight from there. I know some but had her help lol

[Krypts]

I have to support Sagris on this one... he made an effort, whereas Krypts just recycled a joke from grade 10.

I wouldn't expect it any other way from u.

Krypts

[Krypts]

Krypts, your posts are like trying to fucking read a lepers book done with finger paints. Between the lesions, boils, and pus adorned with every color in the fucking rainbow, it is almost illegible. You bipolar cunts don't know which way you want the wind to fucking blow, so I'll help you out. First, you have to stop fat fingering the fucking keyboard like you're trying to dive into the moist center of an engorged twinkie. Write your mind numbing crap and then hit ( I know it's an extra movement with your limp wristed hand, you lazy fuck) the spellchecker function that is built into the message board to correct your fucking childish prattle. Secondly, if you're going to rehash some wonderless vitrol, at least add a spark to it.

Fuck, I think we should boot your ass off just for saying, "BTW I heard there is a party in your mouth and everyvodys comin". Now, I remember you having a bit more knack for vulgarity. You say I'm going soft? Well, if I'm soft, you're not only soft and limp, you've almost gone into a gaseous state. I'm just waiting for that strong wind to come along and blow your vaporware right off my fucking screen.

I was typing from my phone so the fat fingers part is true. Also perhaps I could care less if I have miss spelled something have run-on sentences use there, their in the wrong context. Point is negro you get the jist of my message and understand perfectly well what I am spewing. Personally I dont have the time to pull out the webster dictionary like u to find words that nobody understands and use them in a sentence that nobody could care to look up. I keep it simple because everybody in this is guild is simple.

Oh I have to go back to work now! some of us have to do that.

Krypts

[oddfellow]

Hey guys, my buddy Will knows a few of you and im interested in rolling with you in gw2. Avid pvper wanting to rape and pillage and have some fun. What server are you guys going to be on?

[Yamamoto]

Sagris: yes man, i'll do a leap of faith and give you 1-2 hands:))

You guys are Eu or Us time?

[Sagris]

I was typing from my phone so the fat fingers part is true. Also perhaps I could care less if I have miss spelled something have run-on sentences use there, their in the wrong context. Point is negro you get the jist of my message and understand perfectly well what I am spewing. Personally I dont have the time to pull out the webster dictionary like u to find words that nobody understands and use them in a sentence that nobody could care to look up. I keep it simple because everybody in this is guild is simple.

Oh I have to go back to work now! some of us have to do that.

Krypts

It's called a thesaurus, you cumquat. The only 'jist' I'm getting is your fat, anal ichored sticky ass fingers trying to form some fucking simplistic post - which you have ill succeeded in. You are absolutely correct in that most of you need to work your calloused hands for the lack of intelligence that should rest upon your shoulders.


last time i talked to ixen he was moving out of cali to washington or something for school, so he prob wont be here for a bit

Who the fuck asked you, you waxed mass of sepsis.


Hey guys, my buddy Will knows a few of you and im interested in rolling with you in gw2. Avid pvper wanting to rape and pillage and have some fun. What server are you guys going to be on?

You, you get the fuck out and start your own fucking thread. What the fuck does this look like? Does this look like a yawning septic hole to which you thought you could stick your needle dick into in hopes of lactating your pimpled prick? If you answer yes, well it wouldn't fucking matter. You wouldn't reach the walls to excite your midget member to even cause a bit of dribble.

Last and not least, we are US time, for Canada is not realitive enough to constitue a fucking time zone.

[Nifield]

Hey guys, my buddy Will knows a few of you and im interested in rolling with you in gw2. Avid pvper wanting to rape and pillage and have some fun. What server are you guys going to be on?

Yeah we will be on fort aspenwood on paunch. I know Will. As long as you have a working mic/headset then hit me up on launch and we will get you an invite. Btw as you may have read in this thread you need a bit of a thick skin to be KoT.

[Nifield]

my main was Hefaistos and had some alts. Hefaistos / Champion. The same char was with Legends then Torcan then DF. I was in PTC too :)))))


Ive switched guilds cuz:

PTC were trash talkers, Legends semi quit, DF semi quit then hanged on with Torcan cuz ive had few friends there. On the same time with DF, Black Dragon quit too if memory recalls. Then quit Mordred and went on Merlin for more action.

SOme ss that i still have around.

I do have a working mic and headset but i cant speak much between 20:00pm - 23pm. Wife aggro and i cant handle the rage. 23pm or in the mornings or mid day im all good. Its just 20-23 with problems :)))

Im 35y old, i live in Romania and im UTC+2


Some ss that ive had around.
http://hefaistos.8m.com/images/df_run2.jpg
http://hefaistos.8m.com/images/df_run1.jpg

Ya hit me up on launch and ill get you an invite and we'll give you a go. Dont mind sagris he likes to run backwards naked through cornfields.

[Varis]

well fuck me, there are people left from mordred!

I played a minstrel " Varis " and was with Legends until I quit DAoC.
If any of you guys soloed around Mag Mell, you'll remember me =) If not, I was an 8L8 ml10 top 10 minstrel on mordred

Though I really only ran into you guys doing 8 man near the frontier keep.

As for me, my name is Roland, I'm 32 and pking out of Switzerland (cheese, watches and shady banks)
I play California morning times and pretty much anytime on the weekend.
RL friends have me visit the states (san diego/ poway ) pretty much every november. (so if there is a proper BBQ going on, I'm ready to wake up in a hospital)

Since DAoC I've been on AoC, a shameful few months on wow, SC2 and SW:tor. Before all that it was AC1: Darktide

I have a good headset + mic and have no problem setting up vent, mumble, TS, etc.

So if you're looking for an old school pk with a TON of rvr/siege/pvp experience, a think skin and a passion for making people rage to the point of death treaths, I'll make a good addition to the guild.

[Grave Robber]

well fuck me, there are people left from mordred!

I played a minstrel " Varis " and was with Legends until I quit DAoC.
If any of you guys soloed around Mag Mell, you'll remember me =) If not, I was an 8L8 ml10 top 10 minstrel on mordred

Though I really only ran into you guys doing 8 man near the frontier keep.

As for me, my name is Roland, I'm 32 and pking out of Switzerland (cheese, watches and shady banks)
I play California morning times and pretty much anytime on the weekend.
RL friends have me visit the states (san diego/ poway ) pretty much every november. (so if there is a proper BBQ going on, I'm ready to wake up in a hospital)

Since DAoC I've been on AoC, a shameful few months on wow, SC2 and SW:tor. Before all that it was AC1: Darktide

I have a good headset + mic and have no problem setting up vent, mumble, TS, etc.

So if you're looking for an old school pk with a TON of rvr/siege/pvp experience, a think skin and a passion for making people rage to the point of death treaths, I'll make a good addition to the guild.

seems like a solid addition to me, you should fit in quite well

[Doula Doom]

So, is that three applications in one thread? Shit's getting real.

[Nifield]

Good shit man. Jump on fort aspenood and post here withyour name and ill get you in guild. I remember varis, my characters are in my sig.

[Salvia Divinorum]

So, is that three applications in one thread? Shit's getting real.

Shit will get real hot when we start frapsing our domination untill then it just cold diarrhea..

[Nifield]

Shit will get real hot when we start frapsing our domination untill then it just cold diarrhea..

yap. doom you should make us an area to upload videos to the site (fraps vids)

[Doula Doom]

yap. doom you should make us an area to upload videos to the site (fraps vids)

I prefer to let people figure out how to do that on youtube, and then just embed the video here. Getting the server to do any kind of encoding is just asking for trouble. Plus, your host is still got it out for me; I kind of suspect Krypts is doing the webhosting and has my HostID configured to just annoy me instead of letting me update the site.

There's a reason the forums are not VB4, and the arcade isnt installed, and some of the other code-related things aren't functioning yet, I've PM'ed you some of the details. Other stuff around the forums, like the colors and stuff, I could probably tweak that, but I'm kind of holding off doing anything like that until I've upgraded to VB4, at which point we'll start to see more fancy stuff I think/hope. I don't want to modify the forums to have some kind of embedding video thing, just to have the files overwritten and have to do it again in a newer, better forum that might already have a better way to do that. That shit takes time; the arcade took me days to get working right and was pretty awesome. I digress, sorry =), but i'm frustrated that i had the time to update the site recently but couldn't for some technical reason that I can't resolve.

Also, zip files as attachments have no size limits, so if someone really wants to share a video that isn't compressed for streaming through the web they might consider that.

[Krypts]

I prefer to let people figure out how to do that on youtube, and then just embed the video here. Getting the server to do any kind of encoding is just asking for trouble. Plus, your host is still got it out for me; I kind of suspect Krypts is doing the webhosting and has my HostID configured to just annoy me instead of letting me update the site.

I am leaning toward its probably your charming personality that has won over yet another person.

Krypts

[Doula Doom]

Usually I have to actually talk to a person before they irrationally get their hate on for me, unless one of you got to them first.

[Sagris]

I always get to them first. I am the douche that flitted around your girls twat before your prick got a piece.

Also, make sure you do indeed give a reason of why you edited someones post, Doula. We don't want another Quistis incident again. I mean, could you even imagine Krypts drawers saturated with all the menstrual blood seeping through those tight knit fibers? I don't want his sordid little clit getting all agitated like Quistis did. Don't need another cunt spewing forth its vehemence of bitchy babble.

[Varis]

Good shit man. Jump on fort aspenood and post here withyour name and ill get you in guild. I remember varis, my characters are in my sig.

Did you like to camp the house in mag mell with your animist?

and did you run 8 man a lot with Brelinda?

[Gotham]

Wait a second, he's Swiss. We can't have any fucking Swiss running around pretending to PvP.

[Goraden]

Why not, we have canadians trying to pvp..

[Varis]

Wait a second, he's Swiss. We can't have any fucking Swiss running around pretending to PvP.

at least you're not mixing up sweden and switzerland =) As for pvp, been banned for griefing starting 96 =)

[Nifield]

Did you like to camp the house in mag mell with your animist?

and did you run 8 man a lot with Brelinda?

lol yeah that'd be me :)

[Varis]

well shit, now I just need an invite.

I'm Varis the mercyless (fucking everything was taken already ...)

drop me a tell or let me know some of your ingame names

[Gacked831]

DAoc player rr11l something runemaster looking for a set crew for gw2 will be getting soon and wanting to know if u need this player in your lines and willing to roll a class that is needed in the game for smashing on other crews :D any feedback welcome about my runemaster :cool: