ianimal420's application

[ianimal420]

my name is ian i am long time friends with Salvia and hanzo's younger brother. I was born in rural northern California(45 mins out a dirt road, no grounded electricity) started playing video games on the NES(on a generator because no electricity) , then i got a super famy com and played Japanese game for a year untill the snes came out. my first pc was a LC2 first game was doom. first modem was a 14.4k. my mmo games i have dabbled in UO first(on launch day) and foremost, then all the typical WoW, guild wars 1&2, everquest, and some time spent in eve. i have also spent a lot of time on consols as well, ps1,2,3,4 the xbox 360,one and all 0f the Nintendo product line. i have been watching a bit of twitch lately(mostly Salvia"s feed) i will be getting albion when it comes out(hopefully i will be on the list for beta) with that bieng said i am sou chef here in Hawaii and my career will always come first, if that is a problem please feel free to decline my application. ps spelling and gramer and language is strait fuct.

[Doula Doom]

I didn't realize that salvia and hanzo were related. It seems like you've played quite a few games... what guilds have you been in?

[Salvia Divinorum]

I didn't realize that salvia and hanzo were related. It seems like you've played quite a few games... what guilds have you been in?

Brothers from a different mother.

[Hattori Hanzo]

solid gamer . will fit in nice and will be an asset to the forces .. salvia and i are not related genetically but have known each other since early childhood.. ianimall is my brother..

[Sagris]

Please teach your brother how to make paragraphs. Or just tell him to keep it simple. Keep it safe.

[Doula Doom]

OK, his papers check out. Open the gate!

[Hattori Hanzo]

well sagris while we arnt as old as you but close... so teaching paragraphes and whatnot was over a long time ago .. sorry to offend our forum warrior but its not gunna change .. if that bothers you actually join a game not just use up a key and ill fight ya ;)

[Sagris]

Boy, I learned how to write in school. A place where you should have already graduated from.

You bitches never offend me. You just disgust me.

[Hattori Hanzo]

well in my day video games existed while i was in school.. yea just let that sink in... sorry for your correct grammar and lofty knowledge or paragraph structure.. i feel for you i really do...

[Sagris]

well in my day video games existed while i was in school.. yea just let that sink in... sorry for your correct grammar and lofty knowledge or paragraph structure.. i feel for you i really do...

They existed while I was in school too! Funny thing, that.

Now, here is where I'm confused. You say you're sorry for my obvious superior knowledge and so forth. Why are you sorry? Ah, no, I get it now. You're sorry that you'll never achieve what I have already done. You're just lazy and don't give a rainy day whether you want to better yourself. Don't feel for me. I don't need your paltry feelings from the premise of a beggar. Go chide yourself down another alley. Preferably under a bridge where the sun never shines.

[ianimal420]

sorry i should have listed sentence and paragraph structure to my list of faults i thought with the gramer and spelling one would fill in the blanks.

i don't work in a cubical or type for a living so not a needed skill set.

i have never joined any guilds because i never really made it to the end game stuff in any of the mmo's i have played. more of a free agent style

[Sagris]

I don't work in a cubical either. I'm what you would call a 'Construction' dude. While most of you pussies are all nice and warm or cool in your little office environment, I'm outside. If I'm typing anything it's on a spreadsheet or excel.

Damn. Where do I have the time to pimp all my bitch slapping keyboard skills?

As far as end game shit, if you mean raids, well fuck raids.

You hear me? FUCK RAIDS.

[silent shadow]

Don't listen to Sagris he is just a little bitch that doesn't know when to shut up. That's why he is a guy that likes taking alot of wood in the ass, hence why his job is construction.



PS. FUCK YOU SAGRIS

[ianimal420]

im not trying to say anyone is anything. im here to explain myself. big up on the construction thing. i have put in some time myself. now im in a professional kitchen. and yes fuck raids.

[ianimal420]

ps thanks for your time and letting me kick some ass and take some names with you guys.

[Sagris]

Don't listen to Sagris he is just a little bitch that doesn't know when to shut up. That's why he is a guy that likes taking alot of wood in the ass, hence why his job is construction.



PS. FUCK YOU SAGRIS

Your sentiment is noted. Now, move on my little bovine.