star wars the old republic application

hello ladies and gents, im looking to join KOT on the server nadds sarcophagus as i havent really found an active enough guild yet, i played a little with sitih and aranspire and they seem like cool guys, i played warhammer online for almost 2 years before this,

nurzery rhymes witch elf rk 40 rr91
terrorsix chosen rk 40 rr 86

plus i had a few other lol-alts with retarded names like cocktimus prime and vagcepticon lol

anyway just want to join a guild where i can say pretty much what i want and have a laugh in the process

before i forget i play a sith marauder lvl 28...

Before I forget I play with my cock on a regular basis, for I'm a fat, loser of a nerd. I'd pay women to have sex with me, but I'm fucking broke. I'm playing this game called AoC right now, it's cool, you know why? Because I like playing with myself, it turns me on. I'm the only person who can make my cum volcano out of my pulsating mushroom head.

Some people call me Master or Lord, but I just call myself Niff the spliff.

You can call me Nif.

Bwa.

Bwa ha.

Bwa haha.

BWA HAHA!

I got to say, I really like the name cocktimus prime. +1 would read again.

niff the spliff, nice work man.. i jerk my cum volcano too.. mainly because my gf CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF MY HORRIBLE HERPIES...

How old are you?

I like my boys young and my men younger.

22... i could still be a toyboy.... to a gmilf....

I can't speak for anyone in SW:TOR since I'm not playing, but you seem like a valuable addition to the guild. The burden of responsibility in allowing you access falls to them though, so you'll have to wait until one of them posts in your favor. I suggest mentioning that you'd applied to one of em an get your tag on, then harass them mercilessly to have them post here so that you may take in the wonderland that is the private forums.

haha thanks doom, you can never have too many insane ppl

cool, what's your in-game name?

in game name is terrorsix

All these Star Wars Fan boys gonna be storming the ranks. Better get out my Star Trek shit and get ready for a fight!

And yes the Federation would literally rape the Empire in any battle.

i will personally turkeyslap your federations filthy hooker mouth

Yea, I"m just gonna go ahead and change your forum status and see what happens. You pretty much seem like you already belong.

hahahaha excellent

Agreed, welcome mate.

another australian, thanks voden :p

Welcome to KoT you tab-targeting fuck wad... Try playing a mans game sometime EvE Online or Darkfall...

how about you suck the fattest part of my pulse fit abaddon

in other words i do play ever lol... living out in cobalt edge

What's your name in EvE? I've probably podded you.

doubtful, my name is terrorsix in eve lol

Why does every fucking internet nerd feel the need to end every fucking sentence with
'lol'? Are you all distant relatives to that gook in Gran Torino? Are you that fucking unsure and nervous?

You must pop into teamspeak so you and I can have a nice little chat. I want to see if you laugh after every sentence and I just want to utterly berrate you into a mumbling, high pitched little twat. Now that makes me laugh. lol.

i come on teamspeak a fair bit, and its alright man your clearly not angry at me.. your angry at the world for lack of cock in your pants.. im sure if you werent a total geek like the rest of us you would be hard at work earning cash to pay for that surgery you so desire "LOL"

I like 'im. Now to figure out why he's playin ToR