Ultima Online

[Salvia Divinorum]

[Sagris]

Quit living in the past!

[Incubus]

the grandaddy of all the mmorpgs.

I was Dreadlord Cocksnap of the Napa Valley shard back in 1997-1999.


great game just sucked me into the world of virtual reality and from there I met the Kot hooligans Bob and Doug McKenzie and the world has never been the same :P


i can still hear that fucking haunting midi music if i think about it.
i can still remember just about everything about that game and i haven't played it in over 10 years.


ahhh good memories for sure.


my character was imortalized on the box back of the 2nd age when that came out.

I was in a blue robe and saved some npc kids from a burning building/village just outside of Yew at one of the gm run events.

yes they actually had game masters IN GAME creating events and all sorts of fun shit early on which totally made that game insane.


I was Greatlord cocksnap during my star picture :P

didn't know I was a superstar now did ya?

[Nifield]

yes, but did you crash the server when lord british was making the announcement about the second age? no, that would have been me and warchild with a box of 100 purple potions.

[Kalypto]

Holy shit. I was 8 years old and my penis was even smaller than it is now when you guys played that.

Yes, that's right. Even smaller. I know.

[Incubus]

yes, but did you crash the server when lord british was making the announcement about the second age? no, that would have been me and warchild with a box of 100 purple potions.

Bob, doug, Me, red, and sett would run with these guys a lot.

TLC were/are some of the funnest assholes you could possibly go pkin with. literally rolling, crying, hysterical laughter every damn night on pk runs. the humor was unfucking believable and non stop with these assholes (that still game here and there like us)

The Love Crusade


We organized a fucking revolution on the napa valley shard against stat loss. we all were repeatedly banned from the "Crossroads of Britania"... but we kept fuckin with em.

WE too crashed the server during a protest where we had literally 900 people crammed into lord British's castle and we all had purple potion bombs that we all heaved at the GM trying to control the angry mob. he got hit with 900 purples at once and the whole room exploded with "GUARDS GUARDS GUARDS" killing everyone

LOL

The ring masters got sent to UO prison.

there are some pics on the tlc web link.

most of the good pics got taken down though but man we had some fucking insane fun.

[Incubus]

Holy shit. I was 8 years old and my penis was even smaller than it is now when you guys played that.

Yes, that's right. Even smaller. I know.

less than zero?

negative numbers?

woah. you had an innie pud :P

[Kalypto]

Well actually negative would mean that I had a vagina. But seriously... I'm 1991. o.O 6 years old Xeno playing UO? lmao.

IN MY OWN DEFENSE... I started playing Quake 1 and Quake 2 CTF when I was like 6. I also played Redneck Rampage, and Duke Nukem 3D when they were out. Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! Yes, even at that age, the best part of Duke Nukem was staring at the chicks getting cocooned and raped by aliens.

>:}

[Grandpa]

Holy shit. I was 8 years old and my penis was even smaller than it is now when you guys played that.

Yes, that's right. Even smaller. I know.

Wait, You have a penis at a boy? I thought you were a girl.

[Incubus]

Here's a link to that night we blew up Lord British's castle with purple pots

boooom

[Nifield]

nah, when warchild and i did it, we crashed the server, there were no screenshots to be had.

[Dire]

there was a japaneese player MADA or MASA or something, wore the same robe and cloak all the time that would crash the server every time he died,


When napa valley went down for that whole month, it was because they were trying to fix the loophole he used to crash the server, it was funny shit and deep Napa Valley lore..

[Dire]

btw, that was the gayest video i have ever seen.

Even seeing what EA did to UO makes my heart bleed, they took an awesome game and pussyfied it and ran players like us off.. The forum battles back in the day showed the power of the pussy and MMOs have never been the same since

[Winter]

Is it wrong that just out of sentimental value i still have 3 UO accounts active?

[Pripyat]

yes, but did you crash the server when lord british was making the announcement about the second age? no, that would have been me and warchild with a box of 100 purple potions.

Where is Warchild?

Him, Myself, Evil Nut W.C. and Mym used to always pk around the chaos shrine and despise very early napa before CoS was around.