Application to Join - Archeage Rageous (everyone knows me as Cyndalys's Hubby)

[Rage]

Age: 40
Pants on! I have my pants on all day at work I have enough know it alls there, so when I get home, I take them off and give them to her.
I'm sure Cyn will probably make her own account, but we shall see.

Thank you Oxll for warm invite. I'm still having trouble recognizing everyone's name, then on top of that I have to remember everybody's names from other games. I think Nick must have like 3 names I have heard people call him. So many of your guys voices sound the same!

[Sagris]

Age: 40
Pants on! I have my pants on all day at work I have enough know it alls there, so when I get home, I take them off and give them to her.
I'm sure Cyn will probably make her own account, but we shall see.

Thank you Oxll for warm invite. I'm still having trouble recognizing everyone's name, then on top of that I have to remember everybody's names from other games. I think Nick must have like 3 names I have heard people call him. So many of your guys voices sound the same!

The fuck do you mean so many of our voices sound the same? I'm pretty sure I don't sound like 90% of the effeminate shemales we have in this fucking guild.

Just how many tweens have we let into this guild now? We going to start fucking twerking now too? Should I go grab a picture of Miley Cyrus and spit my baby batter on it and tweet the fucking pic? Should it have a hash tag of #GirlsForDaddys on it?